The ever so famous Greg Young.
As he is the one that will guide you
through this convoluted mess.

(The Cool New Thing)

Joke or Stupid Thought of the Day

The Autobiography of Myself

Pictures From Various Locations

Sound Files and Information

Music and Stuff

Insight on Issues

Links to Other Pachydermic Websites

Greg Young's Plump Guestbook

The Forum for the Hippos and Rhinos

My story told, in complete detail.  At least I hope it is told in detail. 

Chapters:

In Progress:

  • Chapter XIII: Two-and-a-Half Week Excursions
  • Chapter LXXXI: A Pinky Swear in D'roit

Other Planned Chapters:

  • Chapter XIV: Getting Acquainted With Friends That Can Drive
  • Chapter XV: Superweekend #1
  • Chapter XVI: The Chronicles of Raccoon Man
  • Chapter XVII: Music Preparation to Live Performance

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  • Chapter XVIII: Early Days of Sophomore Year
  • Chapter XIX: The Los Dos Molinos Getaway
  • Chapter XX: The Day a Subject Lost
  • Chapter XXI: The Day of Fatting 'til the Cows Came Home (Intro and All)
  • Chapter XXII: The Slow Chapter (Mislededness)
  • Chapter XXIII: October 18, 2000 - Zack Leaves Rage Against the Machine
  • Chapter XXIV: School of Rocks, Day and Night
  • Chapter XXV: Johnny Revisits
  • Chapter XXVI: Website Phenomenon Part II
  • Chapter XXVII: A Subject Now Gained
  • Chapter XXVIII: Rage - New CD - Renegades
  • Chapter XXIX: Countdown to 2001 - The First Seven Days
  • Chapter XXX: RE-subjection
  • Chapter XXXI: The Hippos and Rhinos Scandal
  • Chapter XXXII: Website Phenomenon Part III
  • Chapter XXXIII: Flip-Side of a Life Now Told (New Years to Coronation)
  • Chapter XXXIV: The Conspiracy of One
  • Chapter XXXV: The Bell-Shaped Spring Break
  • Chapter XXXVI: Eight Hundred Forty-One Day Lace
  • Chapter XXXVII: Flip-Side of a Life Now Told, Once Again (Morp to Prom)
  • Chapter XXXVIII: sucker.htm
  • Chapter XXXIX: Final Days of Sophomore Year

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  • Chapter XL: One Week Into Paradise
  • Chapter XLI: Back to the Roots, and Forward to...
  • Chapter XLII: Month of Escalating
  • Chapter XLIII: Lazy
  • Chapter XLIV: Work Sucks, I Know
  • Chapter XLV: A Life You Love
  • Chapter XLVI: A New Freedom
  • Chapter XLVII: Closing a Filled Summer

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  • Chapter XLVIII: Initial Days of Junior Year
  • Chapter XLIX: Something About Self-Confidence
  • Chapter L: The Thing, What is it?
  • Chapter LI: It's Monday and Raining
  • Chapter LII: Hard Rock Homecoming
  • Chapter LIII: First Date
  • Chapter LIV: Buildings With Waterslides
  • Chapter LV: The Dating Scene
  • Chapter LVI: The Civil War
  • Chapter LVII: Entering a Winter Break Shaky
  • Chapter LVIII: A Trip to the Cabin
  • Chapter LIX: Krazy Koin
  • Chapter LX: Another Year and an Incredible Change
  • Chapter LXI: The Thing... No Seriously, What is it?
  • Chapter LXII: Leading Up to Another Conflict
  • Chapter LXIII: A Life You Still Love
  • Chapter LXIV: Under the Same Conditions on Valentine's
  • Chapter LXV: Mo' People, Mo' Problems
  • Chapter LXVI: Roadside America
  • Chapter LXVII: The Phoenix Spring Break
  • Chapter LXVIII: This Isn't an April Fools
  • Chapter LXIX: Cancer is Deadly
  • Chapter LXX: What Dreams May Come
  • Chapter LXXI: Closing Days of Junior Year

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  • Chapter LXXII: Revisiting the Big Apple
  • Chapter LXXIII: Guys Guys Guys
  • Chapter LXXIV: Road Trippin'
  • Chapter LXXV: Sleep Tohono Ohdam
  • Chapter LXXVI: Superweekend #2
  • Chapter LXXVII: Butterfly
  • Chapter LXXVIII: Escaping Arizona
  • Chapter LXXIX: An Appropriate End

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  • Chapter LXXX: Premier Days of Senior Year
  • Chapter LXXXII: Implementing the New Me
  • Chapter LXXXIII: Re-"subjection"
  • Chapter LXXXIV: For Once, Just a Friend
  • Chapter LXXXV: One Cabin, a Bunch of Guys and No Parents
  • Chapter LXXXVI: A Link to the Past, Twice
  • Chapter LXXXVII: A Winter Dance Without a War
  • Chapter LXXXVIII: Catch My Feelings if You Can
  • Chapter LXXXIX: Two Thousand Three
  • Chapter XC: Business and Communication Skills
  • Chapter XCI: Delivering the Precursor to the Speech
  • Chapter XCII: A Different Valentine's
  • Chapter XCIII: A Road Diverges and Converges Fairly Quickly
  • Chapter XCIV: The Real Definition of Senioritis
  • Chapter XCV: One of Those Kids
  • Chapter XCVI: Men of Mystery
  • Chapter XCVII: There it Goes, Goodbye (Prom 2003)
  • Chapter XCVIII: Flip-Side of a Life Now Told, A Thousand Times Over (The Many Changes That Occurred Senior Year)
  • Chapter XCIX: Terminal Days of Senior Year

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  • Chapter C: Graduation

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  • Conclusion
I would appreciate it if you sent me your comments.  As you can see, this is far from done.  I have planned many more sections and I hope this "book" will really bring the true (or fat) person out of me.  So, if you have comments, direct them here.