De eva' so famous Greg Young.
As he be de one dat gots'ta guide ya'
drough dis convoluted mess.

Joke o' Stupid Dought uh de Day

Insight on Issues

(Beat,CDs, Rage, etc. Co' got d' beat!)

(De Drum Info'mashun Center)

Pictures From Various Locashuns

De Autobiography uh Mah'self

(Mah' Sound Stashs and Info'mashun)

Links t'Oda' Pachydermic Websites

Greg Young's Plump Guestscribblin'

De Fo'um fo' de Hippos and Rhinos

Mond uh August 2000:

  • August 1, 2000 - Afta' de infamous Slaughtercrib movies wuz created, sucka's had t'be strapped t'deir seats cuz' dey wuz so's gruesome. Some say dat yo' dreams o'bit da damn sun if de movie be watched unprotected. 
  • August 2, 2000 - Slaughtercrib's two main characters, Slobodon and Osamadon, kick it again in de new Slaughtercrib movie "Slobo in Slomo. 'S coo', bro." Slaughtercrib 7 gots'ta hit deatres as early as Friday de 4d. 
  • August 3, 2000 - Duzn't tackle me I'm carryin' some camera. WORD! 
  • August 4, 2000 - De Chronicles uh Raccoon Man. 'S coo', bro. 'Nuff said. 
  • August 5, 2000 - Raccoon Man Vs. Sprin'. 
  • August 6, 2000 - Raccoon Man Vs. Hollow Man. 'S coo', bro. No Sylvesta' stunt double needed. 
  • August 7, 2000 - Turn on de microwave's tima' and not da damn microwave. Dink dat da damn food inside be cookin'. 
  • August 8, 2000 - ah' seemed t'have misplaced mah' drums. 
  • August 9, 2000 - Machine gun shootin' archived stashs. 
  • August 10, 2000 - Locked into AMC, not some baaaad situashun. 
  • August 11, 2000 - ah' have snatchn dis day t'rememba' our lo'd, Adam Shalom. WORD! 
  • August 12, 2000 - Barmitzvah boogie on stage. 
  • August 13, 2000 - Stop playin' Diablo II Alf! Right on! 
  • August 14, 2000 - Keep some sucka danglin' afta' dey climb some wall at da damn rock gym. WORD! Pay dem back fo' all yo' troubles. 
  • August 15, 2000 - Damn dose tetanus shots hurt afta' a while. 
  • August 16, 2000 - Blonde froed John's Dad. 
  • August 17, 2000 - Cherry pie feedin' da bud Greg's olda' broder. Ah be baaad... 
  • August 18, 2000 - Log 1: Decided t'join FBLA. 
  • August 19, 2000 - Log 2: Started campaignin' fo' Gomez de Goat Foot fo' FBLA Mascot. Man! 
  • August 20, 2000 - Log 3: Intensively stugot wasted whut I'd gots'ta do t'carry de campaignin' out. Man! 
  • August 21, 2000 - Log 4: Fat. Man! 
  • August 22, 2000 - Log 5: Darren. 'S coo', bro. 
  • August 23, 2000 - Make fun uh sucka's in de mo'nin' cuz' dey is different. Man! 
  • August 24, 2000 - Melt cookies on tree stumps. 
  • August 25, 2000 - Hand impo'tant documents t'some sucka ya' used t'likes's homey. Go dig yo' cherry pie back. Ya' know? 
  • August 26, 2000 - Enta' pay rate, dig dis: teed. 
  • August 27, 2000 - char dirtyMan; 
  • August 28, 2000 - High voice fatty seen afta' farm. 
  • August 29, 2000 - Whut duz Dim mean? - Kyle.
  • August 30, 2000 - Stuff wild berries waaay down yo' droat and poop dem. WORD! 
  • August 31, 2000 - Spicy badroom stalls.

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