Mond uh May 2000:

• May 18, 2000 - ah' sat waaay down today wonderin' why American cheese be yellow and milk be honky. 
• May 19. 2000 - Whut do ya' rap t'and whut do ya' say when ya' wanna find out who's sane? Go down t'Saddam and say, "Saddam, who's sane?" 
• May 20, 2000 - A tempuh'ture uh 104 degrees durin' some feva' would snatch ya' t'goose land. 
• May 21, 2000 - Did Adam and Eve gots navels? 
• May 22, 2000 - De next time any official o' impo'tant sheets is handed t'ya', feed da bud dem. WORD! De fibers posessed in de sheets may allow ya' t'have some poopin' contest. Man! 
• May 23, 2000 - Save some dime some day and become rich, save some brick some day and gots some castle. 
• May 24, 2000 - Dollar bills is 75% cotton and 25% linen, yet it be called sheet bre'd. 
• May 25, 2000 - Yell at some sucka today and tell dem tomo'row dat ya' wuz drunk. Ya' know? 
• May 26, 2000 - Recently, some disease called "old age" gots been floatin' around. It seems t'hit old sucka's only and dey kick d' cud a'cuz uh it. Man! 
• May 27, 2000 - Grab yo' 'espensive spo'ts car, snatch it t'a covered mall parkin' garage, put some cone in de front part uh yo' wheels so it be stuck and draggin', and go roll around da damn lot. Man! 
• May 28, 2000 - If ya' gots some two-sided posta' and ya' duzn't know which side t'put down, hang de posta' on de fan. 'S coo', bro. An alternative would be copyin' bod sides uh de poster, enlargin' de sides as big as de o'iginal, and den givin' de o'iginal t'a cribless shelter. Ah be baaad... 
• May 29, 2000 - Synonyms fo' de wo'd "fat" found in mah' desaurus, dig dis: hefty, plump, obese, Darren, overweight, chunky, and heavy. Slap mah fro! 
• May 30, 2000 - Rappin' uh synonyms, whut be a synonym fo' synonym? 
• May 31, 2000 - Still rappin' uh synonyms, whut be a synonym fo' antonym? Whut be a synonym fo' Darren? ah' dink we went upside de last one.