Mond uh Octoba' 2000 (Post-Rage Era):

• Octoba' 19, 2000 - Liva' Lips Salih, some socca' player, some devoted broder, some sudden raise in grade digta' once he sits next t'me, some freshman ball quarterback. Ya' know? Where oh where could Liva' Lips Salih be? 
• Octoba' 20, 2000 - Liva' Lips Salih wuz rejected fo' admittance into NHS. Tambien wuz Dan Knight (high voice). 
• Octoba' 21, 2000 - ah' happened t'talk t'my homey about Proposishun 202, and he said he saw some Proposishun 202 sticka' on some Lexus (snatch note dat it sounds likes Alexis). ah' responded, "Alexis? How do ya' know about Alexis?" | He says, "Is you rapin' about an Alexis as in some goat?" | "No I'm rapin' about da damn truck. Ya' know?" | "Whut de hell is you rapin' about?" | "Okay is you rapin' about 'a Lexus' as in de brand uh car, o' Alexis, as in de truck, o' Alexis as in de goat?" | "Fat. Man!" | (Last quote may be inaccurate). 
• Octoba' 22, 2000 - De year uh subject-droppin'. Ironically, ah' am de only one dat gots not found some new subject. Man! 
• Octoba' 23, 2000 - Darren steals cable, hence da damn reason he be not digtin' some cable doodad. 
• Octoba' 24, 2000 - Wheneva' I see da damn wo'd leer, ah' dink uh de baaaad old times in Spanish when lea' meant "to eyeball." Basically, dere is dousands uh vehicles tellin' me t'read. 
• Octoba' 25, 2000 - At yo' FBLA meetin', openin' down de Chapter's cribpage and go t'de Awards secshun. Highlight da damn dojigger "Raz'tus Cloud" and leave it dat way fo' de whole meetin'. 
• Octoba' 26, 2000 - Completely disrupt yo' Wo'ld Histo'y/Geography head homeboy's lesson by startin' some conversashun about Fantasy Ball wid him. WORD! Continue da damn conversashun fo' at least ten minutes. 
• Octoba' 27, 2000 - ah' dink dis be de co'rect time t'insert da damn second installment uh de Hippos and Rhinos video jokes. Today we gots some sample uh baby Raz'tus Cloud walkin' in his backyard. Dis video also includes Hollywood da damn cat, who be black, cuz' she wuz brother when she wuz yung (well everyone wuz brother when dey wuz bo'n, right?). Dis video shows Hollywood's violent past. Man! Only now kin we dig it ha' fat attacks on human bein's. Widout furda' ado, ah' guide ya' t'de video uh baby Johnny and Hollywood, which kin be found here. 
• Octoba' 28, 2000 - Climb on top uh a ghetto middle farm's roof. Drow rocks at sucka's below, so cut me some slack, Jack. Where do ya' dig de rocks ya' ax'? De roof be made uh rocks. 
• Octoba' 29, 2000 - Gots intenshuns uh rentin' some kika' (black) movie. Rent Blacula - He's Black, He's Fine, He's Blacula. WORD! 
• Octoba' 30, 2000 - Rubba' chicken leg stickin' out uh cargo pant pocket. Man! Quite reminiscent t'Gomez, hence da damn given dojigger, Gomez II. 
• Octoba' 31, 2000 - ah' gots'ta rend ya'.