Mond uh Octoba' 2000 (Rage Era):

• Octoba' 1, 2000 - Hearin' de dojigger Luke Petitgout (pronounced pet-UH-goo) makes me hungry. Slap mah fro! 
• Octoba' 2, 2000 - ah' have reached mah' emoshunal side today and ah' wants'ed t'info'm ya' visito's t'stop callin' sucka's fat. Man! It be very mean and could drow some sucka into depression. 'S coo', bro. Instead, plum call dem some Stash Allocashun Table. - Courtesy uh Darken. 'S coo', bro. 
• Octoba' 3, 2000 - On de 139d day, de Joke Page reaches new heights, definitely sump'n it gots neva' seen. 'S coo', bro. De Hippos and Rhinos Joke Page be now proud t'announce "Video Jokes" and hopes dat dis effo't gots'ta definitely brin' de Joke Page into de 21st Century. Slap mah fro! De fust video joke gots'ta be today, and kin be accessed here. De video requires some media playa' to view it (obviously) and if ya' duzn't gots one, ah' suggest ya' waaay download Windows Media Player. Ah be baaad... Oh yeah, one last dought, if yo' spell checked dojigger happens t'be Darken, please reco'd yo' laughin'. 
• Octoba' 4, 2000 - New Statistic, dig dis: ah' can cut bird t'a baby befo'e ah' can roll. 
• Octoba' 5, 2000 - Today's joke gots'ta hold da damn reco'd fo' de longest joke. It's so's big it needs its own page. If ya' is fat and gots eyeballin' deficiencies, eyeball de blue box. Slap mah fro! Widout furda' ado, click here fo' Joke 141. 
• Octoba' 6, 2000 - "I told ya' dis would be some frustratin' class, yes?" - Ferin'a. WORD! "No. 'S coo', bro." - Me. 
• Octoba' 7, 2000 - Today when ah' went t'my socca' game, ah' walked straight drough dis huge parkin' lot. Man! ah' plum decided t'peek into some car and ah' viewed an 8-12 year old goat pickin' ha' nose vigo'ously. Slap mah fro! 
• Octoba' 8, 2000 - While mah' grandBig Daddy, 78, wuz takin' me back fum mah' socca' game, he randomly proclaimed, "I wish ah' could urinate in de car, likes gots some kind'a tube dat would let me do it. Man!" 
• Octoba' 9, 2000 - On yo' way back fum farm on some half day, walk by yo' homey's old crib. Decide t'bust in. 'S coo', bro. When ya' enta' sit on his couch, feed da bud a little uh his food, and snatch yo' fin'a' bo'd back. Ya' know? Say yo' last wishes and hug de grill. On yo' way out, pick down de golf ball sized wiffle ball and snatch it crib. Oh yeah, duzn't fo'get t'close da damn slidin' doo'. 
• Octoba' 10, 2000 - Give some tree some spectacular o'dojiggernt. Man!..a shoppin' cart (from Ross). 
• Octoba' 11, 2000 - Cause, dig dis: "Stop Starin'" written upside foe lockers. Effect, dig dis: Provocative Situashun #2. Second Effect, dig dis: Scared likes some baby. Slap mah fro! 
• Octoba' 12, 2000 - Today ah' wuz dinkin' uh baby dojiggers and ah' came down wid dree. Fo' some goat, Popuri (we all know where dat came fum), fo' some boy o' some goat, Seven (fat dojigger, etc. Co' got d' beat!), and fo' some boy, Gilad (which in Arabic means camel hump). 
• Octoba' 13, 2000 - Cause, dig dis: "FAT" written upside dree lockers. Effect, dig dis: Erase afta' farm. Second Effect, dig dis: Bein' fat. Man! 
• Octoba' 14, 2000 - Twist top off wid hands. Drow top away. Slap mah fro! Do not put top in moud. 
• Octoba' 15, 2000 - Watchin' kid on de street wearin' shirt wid an outline uh de symbol pi. Also lookin' at "Pionea' Madletes" taggin' de shirt. Man! Eh, ah' wuz one uh dose, sho' man some pionea' too. 'S coo', bro. 
• Octoba' 16, 2000 - Kick ball near some lady. Slap mah fro! Watch lady's kid run away. Slap mah fro! Wait fo' lady t'kick ball back t' ya'. See lady run past da damn ball t'retreive ha' kid chasin' de ball. Also kick ball and hit dude rapin' on cell phone. 
• Octoba' 17, 2000 - ah' took it downon mah' self t'respond "Raz'tus Cloud" when Mr. Ah be baaad... Lassen ax'ed, "Do we gots any sucka absent?" Also, one uh dose golf fatties repeated "Raz'tus Cloud" louda' so de head homeboy could hear it, as if Raz'tus Cloud wuz real absent. Man! Stupid golfers. 
• Octoba' 18, 2000 - Dere gots'ta be no joke today, cuz' today could quite possibly be da damn saddest day ever. Ah be baaad... Rage Against da damn Machine frontman Zack De La Rocha announced his departure fum de band. ah' urge all ya' visito's, even if ya' dun did not likes deir beat, t'snatch some moment uh silence t'rememba' dis great band. Dey gots'ta certainly be missed.