Month of December 2003:
- December 1, 2003 - A secret may be
kept a secret by not telling it's a secret. If this was an
English paper, I would get scolded because I didn't cite where I got
- December 2, 2003 - I have decided
to become a little artsy today and write a poem for the joke or stupid
thought of the day. You can read the poem here.
- December 3, 2003 - It is close to
impossible to jump out of this building and live. It's like
finding a series that absolutely converges and that does not provide a
useable ratio test.
- December 4, 2003 - This is
definitely the single most remembered day in my life, not because of
how special the event that happened five years ago was (which, by the
way, is pretty lame when I think about it), but because I think it was
that event that really caused me to start remembering dates. I
swear, I think I started paying more attention to dates after this, and
talking about specific things happening on specific dates is like what
this whole joke page is based on. I should also learn to write
- December 5, 2003 - I can now check
"walk/run around in a snowstorm" off my life checklist. Next on
the list: make a snowman (or woman).
- December 6, 2003 - Today is two days before
Darren's birthday, which is seven days before Ronnie's birthday and
Barret's birthday, one
day after the bombing of Pearl and eight days before Johnny D's
- December 7, 2003 - Has anyone found
it ironic that Darren's birthday is one day after the bombing of Pearl?
- December 8, 2003
- Latitude sounds like
fatitude, and that's a way to remember that they go east-west instead
of north-south. These are words of wisdom from Mr. Darren
Nakamura, who turned nineteen today. Darren also didn't know
today was his birthday when I called him. AIM also hates
him. Go figure.
9, 2003 - The only thing that I can think about today is the
fact that Rage broke up. I swear, I almost shed tears watching
their last concert. At least I didn't cry when I played through
Final Fantasy VII, Darren. Anyway, I think I'm going to go back
to my politically rebellious ways and get involved with their ACTION!
groups once again.
10, 2003 - Dude, the OC wasn't on tonight because of the
Billboard Music Awards. Also, according to these two Sophomore
girls on my floor, I watch the trashiest TV ever. Okay, so I
watch Elimidate, the OC, Joe Millionaire and the Simple Life on a
timely basis, but is that really that
bad? Hm, actually, yes. Get a life, dude.
11, 2003 - The oldest Jewish person that I'm good friends with
turned nineteen today. He also happens to be Cuban. He
smells like a bagel-flavored cigar, kinda. But yeah, happy
nineteenth, Mr. Benezra.
12, 2003 - It only seems fitting to party on the last Bonza
Bottler Day of 2003. I decided to go ice skating on a pond and
walk to where the Boston Tea Party happened.
13, 2003 - I hate the word happenstance. And
foodstuffs. Please don't say those words in my presence.
14, 2003 - At first, I thought that the US captured Santa Claus
and Christmas wasn't going to come this year. Later, I found out
that they captured Saddam Hussein, who looked an awful lot like Santa
Claus. Or Mr. Wilson, for that matter.
15, 2003 - Dude, I miss studying in my bedroom. It's the
only place where people can play computer games, watch TV, play card
games, and study at the same time. So here's to those high school
16, 2003 - For every door that closes, a new door is opened...
it's been one hell of a ride, and I love you all. I'll never
forget the vibe of 15A, or the partying of Chemistry Lab Section H3,
for it has been fuckin' amazing. Further on down the trail, my
friends, just you wait...
17, 2003 - Summer Dos has officially been set off. Watch
out folks, there's gonna be some wacky nonsense happening in the next
three weeks. And though it's great to be back... I miss you
guys in Boston, dearly. Keep it real, kids, and seriously, good
luck in your endeavors.
- December 18, 2003 - Marklar
and I went to our old marklar and put marklars all over the marklars.
We even put a marklar of Marklar's marklars all over the marklar area.
At least Marklar thought it was funny. By the way, South Marklar is the
one of the greatest marklars ever.
19, 2003 - I cannot believe that I actually sat in the business
jeopardy competition at FBLA ASU Business Skills Day. It was also
very funny because so many people from Nationals remembered me and all
the things I did there, but didn't remember that I was a senior last
year. Oh yeah, and we owned business jeopardy, not because we
answered a lot of questions, but because we answered like three
questions correctly and didn't answer any incorrectly.
20, 2003 - Considering Saddam Hussein has been captured, it is
probably fairly possible to go up to him and say "Saddam, who's sane?"
- December 21, 2003 - This was the
date that was so far in the future that it wasn't supposed to ever
come. I can honestly say that typing this joke makes me want to
shed a tear, because over the years it slowly became a part of my
life. I can't believe that I'm actually going to end this after
so many days, but all good things do come to an end. Here's to
all the memories, all the jokes, and all the people that made this what
it is: the
final joke or stupid thought of the day.