The ever so famous Greg Young.
As he is the one that will guide you
through this convoluted mess.

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Greg Young's Plump Guestbook

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The Almighty Fat Person

Who is the fattest person on this planet? (55 votes total)


Darren Takeshi Nakamura 15 votes 27%
Gilbert Brown 14 votes 25%
Misled Johnny Cloud 5 votes 9%
Miss Kolstad 4 votes 7%
Vinfat 3 votes 5%
Kyle Gerlach, Gerz 2 votes 4%
Kid who used to live next to John 2 votes 4%
Ricky Proehl 2 votes 4%
Carl Berry 2 votes 4%
Greg Puhlmeyer 1 vote 2%
Mahboob Raj 1 vote 2%
Some random cable stealer 1 vote 2%
Tintin 1 vote 2%
George W. Bush 1 vote 2%
George H. W. Bush 1 vote 2%
Darrel Fatberry 0 votes 0%
Henry Ford 0 votes 0%
Rick Pantera 0 votes 0%
Big Jay-Z dude, Belshe 0 votes 0%
Darren Nakamura's possessions 0 votes 0%
Madeline Albright 0 votes 0%
Mr. Adams 0 votes 0%
Tommy Tutone 0 votes 0%
The Internet 0 votes 0%
Me Not on poll N/A

In conclusion, Darren Takeshi Nakamura is the fattest person on this planet.