Darren Takeshi Nakamura	15 votes	27%
Gilbert Brown	14 votes	25%
Misled Johnny Cloud	5 votes	9%
Miss Kolstad	4 votes	7%
Vinfat	3 votes	5%
Kyle Gerlach, Gerz	2 votes	4%
Kid who used to live next to John	2 votes	4%
Ricky Proehl	2 votes	4%
Carl Berry	2 votes	4%
Greg Puhlmeyer	1 vote	2%
Mahboob Raj	1 vote	2%
Some random cable stealer	1 vote	2%
Tintin	1 vote	2%
George W. Bush	1 vote	2%
George H. W. Bush	1 vote	2%
Darrel Fatberry	0 votes	0%
Henry Ford	0 votes	0%
Rick Pantera	0 votes	0%
Big Jay-Z dude, Belshe	0 votes	0%
Darren Nakamura's possessions	0 votes	0%
Madeline Albright	0 votes	0%
Mr. Adams	0 votes	0%
Tommy Tutone	0 votes	0%
The Internet	0 votes	0%
Me	Not on poll	N/A

In conclusion, Darren Takeshi Nakamura is the fattest person on this planet.