if you have suggestions or you are fat..
- 11/11/03 - Other than the fact that
it is Bonza Bottler Day and Veteran's Day, it is also the date of the
second Reformation of the Joke Page. There's been two French
Revolutions on the forum and now there are two Reformations of the Joke
Page. I love history. I also love making parodies of
- 11/9/03 - This is just a cool
update. I now have personalized error pages. It's pretty
bomb. See if you can find all five!
- 10/23/03 - The last time that I had
back-to-back updates that were on consecutive days was like seventeen
months ago. What the heck is going on here? Well anyway,
there has been a fairly large update in the fact that I've finished
every page on this site (except for the new cool thing, which will not
be revealed until December 21, 2003, therefore, I have decided not to
list it on the "Pages Left to Complete" because it will be done on
time). The sidebar has been changed up slightly to reflect the
fact that people click the top links more than the bottom ones (except
in the case of the forum, which I kept on the bottom for kicks).
Once I go back to Phoenix for break, I'll get all the sound files that
I have from my old computer and post them on the Sound Files and
Information page. Until then, that site will just be full of
history. It's still cool, mind you. I also updated my links
page, because I don't visit half of the things on there anyways, and I
thought it would be kinda cool to list the sites that I actually
visit. Darren's snooty.
- 10/22/03 - It's definitely been a
damn long time since I've put an update here and there really isn't a
reason for me to have one now. The truth is, this site is slowly
progressing to its end, and I'm starting to get a little scared that
I'm actually going to close it. So, this is why I have decided to
do something new once the joke page is done and maybe you folks will
like it. It's not original in any way, I don't think, but I think
that it'll be fun. These last few years for this site have been
amazing, I really don't know how to describe the feeling I get from
going back and looking at all the stuff that I've done. Oh yeah,
one last thing, before I completely end this site, I will finish the
pages that I said I was going to complete. I think that's the
least I can do for the finale of this site. The autobiography
will be periodically update like it has been, because I want to
complete that, but other than that, after December 21, 2003, this site
will be done for, and the joke page will be golden. It's less
than two months, I can't believe it.
- 2/4/03 -
glad that my site is back in service. For some reason the domain
registering people didn't tick my site online for like a week after I
it for 2003. Well, at least it's back online. I updated all
of the jokes that I was back on, as well as adding the blue jokes that
I forgot to put on for like more than half a year. That is all.
- 1/1/03 -
had an announced update for a while, and frankly, this should not even
need an announcement. I updated the copyright on the index and
pages of the site.
another countdown, and I like the end of this. It's a shame that
some of you won't be able to appreciate it. This was not as good
as the 100 events, and not too many people were into it. But
it was fun writing some of these, because I enjoy a little venting of
after more than half of the year has expired, I decided to update the
tags. And also, I updated the emails at the bottom of most pages,
because I've had a new email for a while. If you guys see a half
blank page anywhere, just tell me. I have no idea why it's
and I don't know how to stop it. My host is just fat.
another readable chapter to the autobiography. Most of this
was written late at night, so there might be some stupid humor. I
also added a couple chapters to the autobiography outline. I
think that I'll reach my goal of completing half of the chapters of the
autobiography, but I think that I will complete enough chapters to be
226th anniversary of our country, I have decided to create a new
This one is a funny one,and mainly aimed at guys, even though a girl
got back from my California trip and I decided to catch up on the
Sorry for the laziness, but that happens sometimes during the
I will try to not let that happen again, even though I think that
is the only one that cares for the countdown. In other news, I
another chapter in the autobiography, but it won't be released because
it contains information that some people may not want others to
In due time, I may release parts of it that are OKed by certain people.
I have written a chapter for the autobiography. I'm getting
close to the end of Freshman year, which means that I'll be doing stuff
from Sophomore year soon. That should be a lot of fun.
another chapter in the autobiography. I think I can keep up with
my promise... but it may be too early to say that.
I finally finished another chapter in the autobiography. I also
the outline to the autobiography. I really plan on finishing at
half this summer. The problem is, that is exactly what I said
summer. I didn't even get close.
it's time to start the top 100 countdown. Click the link to read
number one hundred. There will be one each day and it will span until
next school year starts. I would like feedback on this (even
I know it could never match the 100 events), because I want to know if
I did something that all of the visitors enjoyed. Have fun with
guys, it's only meant to be cynical and funny. And if you relate,
that makes it even better.
two years since this site has been up, and it is once again time for
annual update. I know that this one will not meet the
of last year's 100 events, but I have tried to find something that will
keep everyone entertained during the summer. So here I announce
2002 annual update... 100 things that tick me off about Mountain Pointe
High. Yeah, it's very risqué. I hope you enjoy it
because I tried really hard to think of something that would get laughs
from all of you this summer. And on that note, let's make this
year better than the slump of the past year.
- 1/4/02 - It has been
too long since
I had an actual update on my site. I think that I have been too
in my everyday life that I have not had time to have big updates.
Until now, that is. I caught up on the picture pages (that means
three more pages full of pictures!) and I plan on doing some format
to the site soon. So stay tuned folks, '02 is the start of some
updates. I hope, actually...
- 10/6/01 - It is weird,
have over 10,000
hits now. That is amazing. Other than that, picture page
10 is up and I really like this one for some reason. Actually, I
guess I say that for like all the picture pages when I put them
I think that means that they get better as time goes on, right?
my opinion, they do, what do you think? Oh yeah, I added chapters
to my autobiography outline. That is about it for now, stay tuned.
- 8/31/01 - Wow, the last
time I updated,
the event page was still alive, but now it is deceased. I have
a lot of feedback from it (though not many people liked the ending as
as I did) and I was happy to entertain everyone with it. Anyway,
the real reason of the update is to inform everyone that picture page
nine is up, and it is a funny one indeed. I really like this one,
check it out. Hey, have you noticed that the counter is almost at
10K? Well, here's a contest. If anyone can take a screen
or print out the 10,000th hit (preferably in color) and give it to me,
they will get a free copy of it, plus a $6.75 cash reward. So
pretty please, print me the 10,000th hit!
- 7/30/01 - I've
the eighth installment
of the picture page. Most of these pictures are just some dumb IM
image clips, so they are completely unrelated. I've been having
problems, so I may or may not have times where my updating has a
hole. Donuts may or may not have a hole.
- 7/11/01 - After looking
page over and over again, I realized most people do not have the
font, so it shows up as Times New Roman. I personally like
and it gives a great effect to the page, so I made all the lines that
typed in Dolphin an image banner, so all of you can see the page with
full effect. I think it is pretty neat if you ask me, just
it took me a while to do it. Anyway, I also added normal banners
for the events pages. In other news not pertaining to this
I like pineapples.
- 7/3/01 - Finally, after
I have decided to post another chapter of the autobiography and update
my progress. Chapter seven is now up, and it is a long one,
because it is two events meshed into one memory. I'm hoping I can
get back on track and write chapters on a continual basis, so I can get
a lot of chapters done by the end of summer. Also, just to quote
Darren for fun: "In news not pertaining to my website in any way, I
compiled a CD for one of my female friends in a lame attempt at getting
to know her better." Thanks Darren for allowing me to put that
not like you gave me permission anyways.
- 6/28/01 - After almost
updates, I finally completed picture page number seven, and this one
out to be one of my favorites. Check it out as quick as you can,
and don't hurt yourself.
- 6/2/01 - This update is
here to inform
the visitors that picture page six is up and running. I forgot to
announce it on the main page, and I finally remembered now. Also,
in other news, because I hate making joke page quizzes, I have decided
to not make any over the summer. Yeah, those quizzes will cease
thirteen (no relation to the joke page), so treasure the last
I'll make the last quiz something special, but that will be a long time
from now. Hmm, if any of you have noticed the counter at the
we've hit over 6000, even getting close to 7000. I still can't
how fast this site is growing. For Darren, because he's the only
person that bothers to find any syntax errors on this site, look for
image links. I think there are few, so if you could tell me, that
would be appreciated.
- 5/18/01 - If you take a
closer look at
the main page, you'll notice a link to the 100 most influential events
of the past year. Click it and enjoy. Remember, one event
day for the next 100 days. Hopefully, this will be as big as I
it will be. I would also like to thank anyone involved in the
party today, it was really successful. I also want to give a
out to my homeboys Drift who played an awesome show for us during the
Well, I'm out for the day, enjoy the anniversary update everyone!
one year, the website's still here. I don't want to speak too
on the site's behalf, it's just come too far. And for the one
anniversary, I will announce a huge update that will span the rest of
summer. Something that will definitely tie in this year as being
one of the greatest. So without further ado, I will announce the newest
addition to the site: a page containing the 100 most influential events
of the past year. The first event will be posted tomorrow, and
more each day after. This means that it will span about the whole
summer. I look forward to the feedback for this update, and I
forward to further entertaining all the visitors for another
It's been a long and hard path, but we've finally made it.
- 4/30/01 - As I'm trying
get back on
track with the joke page quizzes, I completed the seventh quiz, only a
week behind schedule (I used to be two weeks behind). This quiz
really tough, I warn anyone who takes it. The quiz might rank up
there with the lab practical as being the hardest quiz of the
I also have realized that I hate updating my site. Actually, I'm
joking. I will stop typing this update now.
- 4/22/01 - I added the
so that's neat and all. Also, the site has hit the big
in page hits. That seriously amazes me. I never could dream
of getting 10K hits, but I know now that I probably will sooner or
- 4/8/01 - The second
closed. Because there was such low activity on this poll, I'm not
sure about a new one anytime soon. That is, unless, a visitor
me a great poll suggestion.
- 3/31/01 - The new quiz
up, but all
I can say is that it is not as hard as the last one. It was
to match the power of Quiz #5. It is still hard, don't get me
just not the hardest.
- 3/18/01 - Picture page
number four is
up, just a few days off of schedule. Most of these pictures are
horrid, rather just really stupid, random ones. I also added a
to the Autobiography outline. Chapter 6 will also not be released
on the Internet so there is some anticipation for the whole thing to be
complete (meaning that if I release the chapters as they come, people
have read the whole book by the time it is done, hence no great
when I am finished).
- 3/10/01 - After joking
little too much
about being in the newspapers, this site's follies were featured in The
Arizona Republic. Seeing as how I didn't want to comment to the
I was not featured in there, but the site address was. Makes me
why this whole scandal has become such a big thing. Also, if you
have happened to visit the site from all around Arizona because of the
article, I'd like to say hi to all of you and wish you a happy
I hope you come again soon once you experience what the site has to
(and no, that does not include anything that has to do with
Other than that, there is no real update (other than the jokes), so
to all the natural, everyday visitors.
- 3/4/01 - The fifth
installment of the
joke page quiz is now up. There are a variety of questions, and
of them can easily boggle your mind. You might even be better off
getting a 31.4% instead of actually trying. Enjoy, because I
get lots of laughter from this.
- 2/23/01 - I changed a
stuff on the page like link colors and such. Also, the basefont
every page is now Arial Narrow, so if you don't have that font, like,
it somehow (even though you should have it anyway). I now give
to contributors of this site, you can see that by clicking "Guilty
- 2/13/01 - Finally, a
chapter for the
Autobiography. It took me a while to complete the long chapter,
I even pre-released it to some people. Now it is released for the
common folk, so check it out. The next chapter is going to be
of a flashback to Middle School, so it will be a pretty long and
chapter. There is a possibility I might finish Chapter 7 before
one. Also, in other news, my site has hit 3000 hits. Woopie.
- 2/4/01 - Quiz #4 is now
It's so hard that even I forgot some of the answers after I completed
Good luck, because this one is quite hard. I also have
an outline to the Autobiography so the visitors can see all the
chapters. As far as when the next chapter will be up, I could not
give a date on that, it is whenever I have lots of free time.
- 2/2/01 - After the two
on the forum (first one was the -nit- Revolution and the second was the
Quote Revolution), the actual webpage now has a tint of history.
The Reformation has hit the Joke Page. The jokes are now opened
a completely separate browser for easy exploration. The page also
has a drop down bar to browse the other months. Enjoy the
because Martin Luther is watching you!
- 1/31/01 - After
bunch of things
that were messing up, I decided to change a bunch of stupid random
There might be some missing links or some pictures not showing up and I
might not know. It would be appreciated if you could tell me
such things. Also, I revamped the Joke Page by making it frames
know some of you don't like frames, but it saves me a lot of editing at
the end of the month) so it is a little easier to navigate between
When you use the Joke Page, it will pop up as another browser page
it is so special.
- 1/19/01 - I have a new
guestbook up because
I can't use my old one anymore (duh!). I expect everyone to sign
the new guestbook, even if you signed the old one. The old one
be viewed if you must do so.
- 1/12/01 - As you can
the site has
now reached hipposandrhinos-dot-com, which means 200 megs of space to
with. Because of this extra space, I can upload all those images
that I have taken with my digital camera. I plan on uploading
in zip form along with a text file to accompany them. The text
will provide a caption to all the pictures in its zip. Look for
to come during the weekend, even though I have a lot of homework to do.
- 1/7/01 - The second
pictures page is now
up with eight new pictures. Because my friends and I take many
pictures than eight a month, I have decided I would zip all the extra
and host them on the site so everyone can download. That means
picture page will be for only non-digital camera pictues after this
Also I am hinting a big update which should come up in the next seven
Look for forshadowing, as everything is planned (I hope).
- 1/1/01 - The new
is here at
last and this website has had its largest update in its history.
The pages can now be viewed in Ebonics. The only section that
be view in Ebonics are the quizzes, because they would not make much
and it would be quite time consuming. To access the Ebonics site,
go to index.htm on this server.
- 12/23/00 - The third
page quiz is
now up, but I have to warn you, the difficulty of this one has
a few Darrens (yes, with all the measurements like Celcius and meters,
there are also Darrens which measure difficulty). I don't expect
high scores. Happy Hannukah to all my Jewish visitors!
- 12/16/00 - After
for a long
time about whether or not I should shut down this site, I came to a
that the site will stay up. Read the press realease, which is
Joke 213, here. In other news, I have
a countdown timer to the projected apocalypse. See how many more
days you have left before you die!
- 12/13/00 - I have
page that gives
the current statistics on the Relocation Fund, so you know how close we
are to hipposandrhinos.com!
- 12/8/00 - As you can
has hit its 1000 milestone. Thank you Greg Boland for giving me
print-out. Also, thanks for the ride that one day. I am
writing an autobiography and I have finished the first chapter. I
might start posting those as I complete them. The first chapter
up, so go check that out.
- 12/5/00 - Well, here it
is. A big
update. I know have a forum for visitors to go chat in.
it successful, please. Okay, I want you guys to check out the
at the bottom and take a screenshot when you see 1000 hits
I really want that pic, if possible, so help the site out!
- 12/3/00 - Because this
that are updated so frequently, I have provided a page that tells
when each page on this site will be updated. That will allow me
only put main updates here, and not uselessly announcing something
- 12/2/00 - The page with
is up. Other than that, I wanted to ask all the visitors if they
had some suggestions on new pages for this site. As many of you
this site will center around The People's Joke Page, and I might need
new pages to spruce it up. I'll take any suggestions, because
are fat. Also, if you did not know, I am translating my page into
ebonics as a New Year's present. And for fun, I was thinking of
a contest. If you happen to enter this site and see the counter
1000 hits, take a screen shot of it and send it to me. I'll think
of some prize to give, BUT if I find out that you just hit reload to
to 1000 (also called unhealthy competition), my prize will not be fun.
- 11/29/00 - If any of
don't know about
the possible shift of the this site to a reserved domain, I am here to
tell you about it. I have decided to move this site to
but that requires money. To be exact, $200. At this moment,
I am taking donations for The Twisted Arena of Hippos and Rhinos
Fund. Any amount of money would be appreciated. Please
me with donations, so I can calculate it first, then give me the
As of right now, I have $20 in the Fund, all donated by Misled Johnny
- 11/22/00 - This month's
quiz is up.
I hope people do better on this quiz, but it doesn't seem like they
because I raised the intensity a notch. Also the poll (vote
will close on December 7th. A new poll should follow shortly
- 11/11/00 - I added a
- 11/10/00 - I fixed the
I had so now my page looks decent on low resolutions. Also, I put
updates on a separate page, leaving the most recent update here.
I was also thinking that I would center this whole site around the joke
page. Everything. Except for Insights, if they ever come
(I hope) and fatness.
- 11/1/00 - Hair today,
Anyway, I finished the revamping of the site, and now the site is as
as new. I changed the whole format from frames to tables, that's
the main difference. Some other image changes and stuff are there
too, but those are fat.
- 10/27/00 - Today I
some site on
accident, which allows me to make great graphics, like the one you see
above. I might be taking these privileges into consideration and
making banners for each page, and making each page more lively.
- 10/23/00 - The quiz is
as of 11:53
today. Enjoy it. The quizzes are going to be a monthly
it was a pain to make one, so I don't think I'm going to make them so
- 10/21/00 - I came to a
that I would add a quiz that will test your knowledge on the joke
It will probably be a month thing, but if I find out it gets boring too
soon, I might choose to lessen the time span between quizzes. Oh
yeah, I wanted everyone to go to the original Hippos and Rhinos
the site that started it all, at http://www.angelfire.com/az/hipposandrhinos/.
The site has absolutely nothing left except the header, which has
unchanged ever since it opened. The credits have remained
too, I think.
- 9/27/00 - I have
flip the format
of the jokes because sometimes jokes need to be read in chains and it
work right the way it is now. I'll try and flip all the months by
the time October flies by, but October will start out in that format.
- 9/18/00 - No real
wanted to inform everyone about some stupid information. I have
that the joke page will decease after 1313 jokes. Projected end
December 21, 2003. I have also marked milestone jokes with a blue
color because I feel they are special. Presumably every 50
Also in other news, considering my "Subject" has dropped, there will be
no metaphorical page. Sorry Darren, there's no more point to it
I was going to add pictures to the pictures of stuff page but I have to
get the pictures OKed first. If I do, the page is up by Friday.
- 7/9/00 - Today I
add a new
page of my insight on some issues. I took off the link to the
page because it probably will not come, BUT I do have an idea for a
replacement of that page.
- 6/21/00 - I got back
my San Diego
trip today and I had to update my joke page a lot. I am going to
post the music page tomorrow or Friday and update it everyday until it
is complete. I'm leaving to D.C., New York, and Boston on Sunday
for a week, so no updates then.
- 6/12/00 - It's been
I posted an update here, but the joke page has always been updated
Because for some reason I can't read text files, it poses a little
to make my webpages, but I'm still in the process of making them.
I'm going out of town for the weekend and I recently got Perfect Dark,
so the pages probably won't be up until after I get back.
- 5/19/00 - I just made
The music page is most likely coming next.
- 5/18/00 - The joke page
up along with
a thought. Links are also up too. I was planning on doing a
lot this weekend but I caught a fever and can't sit by the computer for
- 5/17/00 - Only a
and a counter
resides. The joke page and links page should be up
I'm out for today, this stupid uploading is getting on my nerves.
Finally the frames are here, but none of the links work as of
Any link that does not work, I am marking with ( )'s. Also, I am
working on a title banner. We'll just see what this mess will
into soon. Please wait until "mah" lazy self finishes all the
I estimate around 2-7 days. Until then I forward you to the site
of my choice, http://www.angelfire.com/punk/misledjohnny/.